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Broke Clock Alert 01
It’s important to be grateful when Trump gets it right. Today: Cancelling the penny. That sounds right.
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Zuck Drops $25M in Oval Office Tip Jar
“Meta agrees to $25 million settlement with Trump in lawsuit alleging his account was improperly suspended after Jan. 6 attack.“ “CEO Mark Zuckerberg told investors on Wednesday that President Donald Trump’s election gave the company an opportunity to rewrite its fraught relationship with the American government.” So… a personal donation in the form of a…
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Working Class Hero
Ever since the election, a mystery haunts: Why would the working class vote for this rich asshole? He’s nothing like our real working class heroes. Bernie Sanders? Looks broke swimming in diamonds. Speaking of diamonds: “Diamond Joe”? He lives eternal in our hearts, always wearing jorts, always polishing his Trans Am. AOC? Slinging drinks, throwing…
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Hello, Distinguished Readers!
Welcome to the circus- where elephants stomp, donkeys bray, and everyone’s juggling flaming issues while pretending the tent isn’t on fire. Grab your popcorn and cotton candy, strap in your common sense, and remember: the clowns aren’t just in makeup anymore.